"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."-Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via wilde4words)
The 30 Most Portland Things That Have Ever Happened In Portland
Turns out it’s just like the show.
This week on: Why Do I Have To Do Grownup Shit
My stupid bathroom sink won’t drain and I’m trying to use baking soda and vinegar to unclog it because I did that before on my former roommate’s bathtub.
And now I’m sort of stuck with a smelly vinegar-y bathroom and i can see a clump of baking soda in the drain.
I’m starting to think maybe something is broken down in there rather than it just being hair and gunk but ugh this is gross. :|
what does it say about me as a person if i consider the girl with the dragon tattoo to be a holiday movie
orphan black au || Alison stresses over the annual Christmas party
all I want from life is a swanky apartment and Taylor Momsen for a girlfriend